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Tongue of Executives

Tongue of Executives

Press conference or media report
The executive tongue wags,
Thrashing the air of sweet jargons
That must move along the ears
Of all it may or may not concern.
The mike, hands and ink alert:
When executives steal,
It is a mistake of misallocation.
When an official is fired,
The headlines stream
‘Requested to retire’.
When all eyes and camera lightenings
Witnessed police batons
Rapturing crowds
And their clubs
Fracturing the assemblies of bones,
Was it not sounded by the spokesperson
That it was calming down the masses?
Haven’t many read,
‘Requested the people …’?
When the chief had issued decrees?
When rebels killed to win a wild war,
Our word was liberation
Our songs spiced by the chorus of gunfire
Marking carols of national victory.
Have we not modestly professed?
“We hereby amend …”?
When we mean to abrogate?
I bet if we don’t often confess
He was caught up somewhere,
Just to cover his month-long absence.
Now!
Executive man, tell me.
In what dialects shall we report your demise?
What idioms shall write your memoirs?
Tell me the jargons to pen your deathography.
What vernaculars shall mourn your funeral rite?
What lingo shall scribble your tombstone?
What slang shall type your rememberance?

What euphemism shall shade your epitaph?
                                                        Rurekyera Geofrey

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